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Sarge joined a very exclusive nudist colony.

On his first day he took off his clothes and started to

wander around the area.

A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man

immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and

asked, 'did you call for me?'

Sarge replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.

It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies

you called for me.'

Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool,
laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily
let him have his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities.

He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.

Within seconds a huge, hairy man named 0rion lumbered out of the
steam room toward him.

'Did you call for me?' asked 0rion.

'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule
that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.'

The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a
bench and had his way with the newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where
he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I
help you?' she asked.

'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back
and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours.
You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'

'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once
a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'
 

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now that is a joke!
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I thought about going to one of those years ago near the Russian River. After reading I will never think! About going to one. That and my girl will say no. I think I need to repent! this Site could be dangerous. has anyone seen the pics? I had to stop after the first post. CRAZY! They might Get the NOW movement after them! LOL!
 

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OK Girl after the female pics and this I have a feeling your a cool chick!
 

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Thanks TX!
 
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